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The release of the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer pretty much broke the Internet due to the rabid nature of the franchise’s fans.

The series itself is among the most produced and marketed franchises of all time, and Star Wars merchandise is so expansive that you could probably find anything on this planet that is Star Wars themed — for better or worse.

So while I’m not sure anyone really needs an R2-D2 meat smoker, below is a list of products every fan should stock up on before Star Wars: The Force Awakens hit theaters in December.

Mr. Potato Head

Are you a Star Wars spud stud? Create Luke Frywalker, Mashter Yoda, Darth Tater, and whatever other punny potato dude you want with Darth Vader, R2-D2, Yoda, and Stormtrooper taters.

potatoheads

Via: ThinkGeek

Chewbacca Backpack

The Chewbacca backpack is great if you want to walk around looking like you’re being attacked by a giant hairy beast.

chewybackpack

Via: Huffington Post

iPhone Cases

No Force powers required for these Apple iPhone cases.

apple-iphone-cases

Via: Amazon

Light Saber BBQ Tongs

You’ll flip (burgers) for these nearly 2-foot long tongs with a heat-resistant plastic handle and a button on the side that provides classic light saber sound effects.

Or stage fake battles, forget you have meat on the grill, and be left with charred remains.

bbqtongs

Via: ThinkGeek

Darth Vader Cufflinks

Geeky with a touch of class, these cufflinks are available in options from Darth and Chewbacca to the Death Star.

cufflinks

Via: CuffLinks

R2-D2 Measuring Cups

This set of R2-D2 measuring cups disassembles into four measuring cups plus four measuring spoons and reassembles in a snap — not quite as complicated as C-3P0.

r2d2measuring

Via: ThinkGeek

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

For those who want to slumber in the belly of a beast, there’s the Tautaun sleeping bag. Perfect for a quick trip to Hoth!

tautaunsleepingbag

Via: Shop Star Wars

Remote Control Millennium Falcon

This can move forward, backward and sideways, controlled from up to 30 feet away with the three-channel remote. No word on if it can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs…

millenniumfalcon

Via: Hammacher Schlemmer

Han and Leia Towels

Come clean on your fandom with Han and Leia hand towels.

handtowels

Via: ThinkGeek

Space Slug Oven Mitt

Because nothing says “appetizing food” like a slug.

spaceslugmit

Via: Shop Star Wars

The Imperial Walker

Considering how long the Star Wars franchise has been around, I guess it’s safe to say that a lot of fans are now elderly and in need of some mobile support.

In other words, you’re never too old to be a little bit (or a whole lot) geeky.

walker

Via: Trend Hunter

Pancake Molds

In a galaxy far, far away, people are able to make perfect-looking Star Wars pancakes with these molds.

pancakemolds

Image: Hi Consumption

Vader’s Little Princess Book

Sure, he’s Luke’s dad, but what about Princess Leia?

Yes, this is a book about how Darth Vader navigates the waters of raising a daughter — and a princess, none the less.

I imagine there aren’t a whole lot of tips on helping her with her hair…

littleprincess

Via: ThinkGeek

Porcelain Plates

Star Wars porcelain plates should only be used for special occasions — like when you’re eating alone and no one can see that you own these hideous plates.

porcelainplate

Via: Gear Fuse

Wampa Rug

The Wampa Rug is perfect for those who want a snow beast from the mountain caves of Hoth in their house.

wamparug

Via: ThinkGeek

Pewter Barware Set

Stop wine Yoda does.

barware

Via: Amazon

Wallpaper

This Star Wars wallpaper is stamped with portraits of Darth Vader, Imperial Guards, Stormtroopers, Snowtroopers, and even Boba Fett.

They say it’s “an artistic way to decorate your office, collectibles room, or space station.”

I’ll let you work that one out…

Imperial-Forces-Wallpaper

Via: Super 7

Jedi and Darth Vader Robes

These fleece robes are said to be “just the thing for fresh-out-of-the-shower cosplay,” because apparently “fresh-out-of-the-shower cosplay” is a thing?

robes

Via: ThinkGeek

Darth Vader Toaster

Luke, I am your toaster.

darthtoaster

Via: Amazon

Stormtrooper Lawn Chair

The Adirondack style lawn chair features a back shaped like a Stormtrooper helmet, and includes the Imperial Crest on both arms.

Just beware of space splinters, I guess.

lawnchair

Via: Geekologie

Star Wars Chop Sabers

To eat all of your intergalactic delicacies, you’ll need to pick up the right utensils for the job.

These are light sabers. They’re also chopsticks. They’ll get the job done.

chopsticks

Via: ThinkGeek

Marc Ecko Wookie Jacket

The jacket is designed to look like Chewie, complete with faux fur and bandoleer, and is wearable in four different ways.

Although at almost $500, it’s questionable that it should be worn even one way.

wookiecoat

Via: eBay

C-3PO Backpack

The C-3PO backpack features light-up flickering eyes and has a zippered storage pocket in the torso to accent the creepiness factor.

c3pobackpack

Via: Like Cool

The Star Wars Cookbook

In the mood for some Wookie Cookies? Jedi Juice Bars? Dark Side Salsa?

You’ll find all that and more in this collection, which claims to be “out of this world.”

cookbook

Via: Amazon

Hooded Tank Top

Hey ladies! If you’ve ever wanted to look like an Ewok, then a) why? but also b) this hooded tank is for you — complete with fuzzy Ewok ears.

hoodedtank

Via: Think Geek

Collector’s Watches

Who needs an Apple Watch when you can keep track of how much time you’ve lost to watching the Star Wars movies with five watches in the series that includes Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and a Stormtrooper.

skywalkerwatch

Via: ThinkGeek

Dagobah Frog Habitat

There’s something alive down there in the Dagobah frog habitat.

froghabitat

Via: Amazon

Stormtrooper Motorcycle Suit

You have a choice of either all black or white, both of which have been made using CE-approved body armor, meaning your body should be protected in the event of an accident.

Good luck going to the bathroom in these things. That’s one “accident” it doesn’t protect you from…

Stormtrooper-Motorcycle-Suit

Via: UD Replicas

Death Star Ice Mold

Have you ever wanted to create a Death Star? Here you go.

The food safe silicone mold will make highly detailed Death Stars measuring 2.4 inches in diameter.

icemold

Via: ThinkGeek

Yoda Doormat

Let your guests know before they knock that you are part of the Rebel Alliance — or just a really big fan.

doormat

Via: Hi Consumption

USB Car Charger

Fans can get a portion of the R2′s versatility into something small enough to sit in your vehicle’s cup holder, getting 2.1 Amps through each of his USB charging ports.

That’s enough to charge two tablets or smartphones, and pretty much anything that charges via USB.

usbcharger

Via: ThinkGeek

Dark Force Coffee Makers

Offered from Nestle, the Dark Set features Darth Vader while the Light Set features C3PO.

Come to the dark roast side…

coffeemaker

Via: Trend Hunter

Golf Club Covers

May the “FORce” be with you while you take it to the links.

golfclub

Via: Hammacher Schlemmer

R2-D2 Meat Smoker

I suppose if you’re a die-hard fan, this meat smoker could also double as external home décor?

At any rate, it’s constructed out of an old 55-gallon drum and comes with everything you need to smoke meats — including, but not limited to, multiple temperature gauges and a beer bottle opener.

meatsmoker

Via: Geekologie

Bantha Pet Costume

Come on now, people. Just because you’re a fan doesn’t mean your dog has to take the brunt of your obsession.

But, if you’re so inclined, there are a variety of designs to outfit your pooch in intergalactic gear that will make them plot your imminent demise.

petcostume

Via: Amazon

May the force be with you.



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