It’s the time of year when it seems you can’t drive 100 feet without seeing a cardboard sign with an arrow pointing you towards the sale of the century each weekend.
How do you set your garage sale apart from the others? With a creative sign to lure people in, of course.
As these hilarious examples show though, garage sales are a mix of crap people don’t need, broken relationships, and a dash of even worse grammar.
You may need it. I guess you never know.
Via: Ego TV
Hey, girl. Let’s go buy someone else’s mismatched Tupperware.
Via: Maplewood Online
She might have had more luck if she didn’t describe the items as “crappy.”
Via: Ego TV
I’m hoping an urn isn’t one of the offerings.
Via: Failblog
Was she married to the grandpa from the last sign?
Via: No Way Girl
And moments later, dozens of frat boys showed up…
Via: Gallery Hip
I guess so, seeing as the sale is being held in an alley and not a garage.
Via: Ego TV
Ahoy, Matey! (Side note: Plinko?)
Via: Imgur
Forget butter…I can’t believe it’s not a garage sale.
Via: Ego TV
That’s one way to try and make bail.
Via: Don’t Poke the Bear
Good old bait and switch…The “LOL” is a nice touch.
Via: The Chive
If you’re not old enough to get this reference, you don’t deserve their junk.
Via: Reddit
And it’s a wicked good sale, at that…
Via: Ego TV
“Almost”
You can just tell by the fancy handwriting that it will be totally awesome…
Via: Imgur
Well, why not?
That depends…Are there clerks at the counter chasing you around with perfume samples?
Via: Jiffy Feet
Maybe you shouldn’t advertise that you sell Coke.
Via: Reddit
Guaranteed to be a knockout, I’m sure.
Via: Imgur
I think I’ll wait for the sequel.
Via: Ego TV
At least there are no hard feelings.
Via: Owned
I’ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best garage sales of all time!
Via: Imgur
Well if it’s “fabulous” crap then I’m in.
Truth in advertising.
Via: Ego TV
They like big sales and they cannot lie.
Via: Imgur
Is it a garage sale or a bachelor party?
Via: Reddit
You’re invited to her pity party.
Via: Gallery Hip
Hey, Vern!
Via: Ego TV
How much for the bitterness?
Via: No Way Girl
I think Rambo on a unicorn makes the “Because we’re awesome” quite unnecessary, as that is clearly evident.
Via: Reddit
Even if you’ve only got $20 in your pocket…
Via: Imgur
Public humiliation is one way to bring in the crowds.
Which one? I’m in the market for a California or maybe an Oregon.
Via: Dan of the Day
I’m good on d-bags, but do you have any hand bags or maybe a clutch?
Via: Reddit
I’m guessing a dictionary won’t be one of the offerings.
Via: Reddit
Buyer beware.
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